Two different friends – both from
Wednesday, January 31
Good friends in far away places
I mean, I am in school. Right?
Classes deserve some mention here, as I am in
High on Sydney
We have done so many things in so little time. It is almost unbelievable. Selected highlights thus far… we went to a pyrotechnic show in the round, which was incredible. We were here for Australia Day, which is their July 4th. The fireworks were much more elegant and thoughtful than our ‘bigger is better’ American displays. We saw Turandot performed by the
Tuesday, January 23
Life’s a beach
We arrived in

Thursday, January 18
Long tail boat tour
Wednesday, January 17
Cucumber on my face
When the cucumbers hit, I definitely knew what they were. These cucumbers were on my face for about ten minutes in total. Most of the time they just sat there, but every few minutes the young lady doing my facial would come over and mash them into my face. In between these incidents, I was left with my own deep thoughts... Wouldn’t it be funny if I suddenly sprung up and screamed flinging cucumbers all over the people next to me? Should I taste the cucumbers?
If you notice a little extra shine about me in our pics, you can thank the $2 haircut and the cucumbers.
Sexy Show a-go-go (Warning R rated post)
Walking along the street, hustlers are everywhere trying to get you in to see their “sexy show.” We went into a place called Wildcat and ordered 2 drinks for 100 baht each (equivalent to $6 total and the original deal presented on the street). Soon after, they try to hit us up for another 600 baht to see the show. We refuse and harassment ensued on and off for the next 15 minutes. We stood firm, and I mentioned getting the tourist police and flashed my blackjack. We then stayed without incident.
The show consisted of general dancing in various stages of nudity interspersed with an array of truly talented acts. These all involve vaginas and one or more of the following: darts and balloons (what accuracy!), ping pong balls (3 at a time!), strings with needles (ouch!), sex toys (do you really want to know?), champagne (would you toast to that?), cigarettes (I think I saw a smoke ring!), and beer bottles (now that’s a bottle opener!).
Further “entertainment” was provided by two friendly Israelis sitting in front of us with whom we struck up a conversation. They had already lost 2,000 baht. The dancers kept coming up to them. At one point, while a dancer was all over one guy, his friend looks back at us, points, and says “I think that’s a man.” It was pretty funny.
Sorry no pics on this one – you pervs!!
Monday, January 15
shAR(T)jah
We went to a unique museum funded by the very rich sheik of Sharjah. The permanent collection has Warhols and a lot of other great modern art. The exhibition was of Lore Bert and had just opened. She was there, and we interrupted her meeting with a guy in a headdress. Spoke to her, got her autograph, will save it for 50 years, and then sell it. See I knew this vacation would pay for itself! (If you like that one, you should hear my other rationalizations for the thousands we are spending.)
Anyways, now on to the art… There was practically no one there (unusual thing #1), in each room there was often only one work exhibited (unusual thing #2), and no title/nameplate (unusual thing #3). I liked #1 & #2, as you really got to concentrate on the works. Some pics with, of course, our little flourishes added are posted.
Sunday, January 14
Care for a $500 lunch?
In the elevator down, we started talking with a couple from Jordan. The man was one of the IT people for the hotel, and he was able to get us into the other underwater restaurant (we had tried earlier, but you have to have a reservation there to see it). I almost would have preferred to eat there. There are massive windows onto the Gulf Sea with many large and colorful fish swimming around. We saw the VIP room witch goes for $10,000 a night – before drink and food. Must be nice…
Step Right Up… And Win a Pearl?
The shopping festival is a 45 day event starting in late December that is a really big deal ‘round these parts. Fireworks, street fairs, parties, many tourists, raffles, etc. They definitely take shopping seriously here, you should see the malls. One of which has an indoor ski slope. We actually took a guided tour of one of the themed malls that details the life and adventures of an ancient explorer called Ibn Battatu.
Thursday, January 11
P is for Prostitute
Hitching a ride in Athens
It was a beautiful day, so we wandered some ruins. We passed by a Univ of Indianapolis cultural center and stopped in. They had a fascinating exhibit on Native Americans by a turn of the 20th century photographer named Edward S. Curtis. I know. I know. Why come to Greece to learn about the Indians, but so it was… We then hit up the National Archaelogical Museum, which was really interesting.
The next day was just as great with a ferry visit to the island of Aegina. The pic is from a temple complex in the middle of nowhere called Aphaia – figured we’d spare you the obligatory Parthenon pic. We had the place all to ourselves. Amazing…
Saturday, January 6
R&R in Eilat
We had a nice time in Eilat. Weather could have been a little better, but it was pleasant enough. Aside from just relaxing and eating, we went Israeli folk dancing, bird watching, and snuba diving. The last is a cross between snorkeling and scuba diving. We loved it, as the fish in the red sea are very beautiful. Back in Tel Aviv and off to
Wednesday, January 3
Petra = Amazing
Add another favorite place to the list. First introduction to this ancient Jordanian city was during the “