Sexy Show a-go-go (Warning R rated post)

The last time I was in Bangkok as a young 20 something single male, I didn’t make it to the infamous Patpong red light district. So, of course, I decided to make amends as a late 20 twenties recently married honeymooner. Dania was game.

Walking along the street, hustlers are everywhere trying to get you in to see their “sexy show.” We went into a place called Wildcat and ordered 2 drinks for 100 baht each (equivalent to $6 total and the original deal presented on the street). Soon after, they try to hit us up for another 600 baht to see the show. We refuse and harassment ensued on and off for the next 15 minutes. We stood firm, and I mentioned getting the tourist police and flashed my blackjack. We then stayed without incident.

The show consisted of general dancing in various stages of nudity interspersed with an array of truly talented acts. These all involve vaginas and one or more of the following: darts and balloons (what accuracy!), ping pong balls (3 at a time!), strings with needles (ouch!), sex toys (do you really want to know?), champagne (would you toast to that?), cigarettes (I think I saw a smoke ring!), and beer bottles (now that’s a bottle opener!).

Further “entertainment” was provided by two friendly Israelis sitting in front of us with whom we struck up a conversation. They had already lost 2,000 baht. The dancers kept coming up to them. At one point, while a dancer was all over one guy, his friend looks back at us, points, and says “I think that’s a man.” It was pretty funny.
Sorry no pics on this one – you pervs!!